Oh brady fox, who hurt you? Why are you so angry and bitter? Why do you hide your face from the world?

I’m sorry that my article was so useless for you.

You apparently must have written something much more useful? Where is it?

Please, oh please, link one of your stories so that my audience can enjoy your wisdom. I couldn’t find anything on your entirely empty profile.

But, you must have something somewhere that could educate all of us with your wit and brilliance.